So I'm working at the mall in my "area of living" if you'd want to call it that, and I've noticed the ridiculously large amount of people that decided to start thier christmas shopping all on the same day.
Now I realize that Christmas is only 1 month away and I am very happy for that fact, I'm just wondering why all of these people just suddenly realized "Oh! Christmas is almost here! Better start my shopping! (instert giggle here)" all on the same day? Was there an article in the paper? A news report? A huge plane writing the message in the sky? WHAT?! It had to be something because just yesterday this mall was empty! It's like they all went to bed happy then woke up and God mysteriously showed up in his 60's get up and set "Dude! it's almost christmas! You like better start shopping, like now!"
O.k. so maybe it wasn't God but there had to be somthing...... I guess this is just another question to add on to the ever growing list of unanswerable questions like "If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is there to here it does it make a sound?" And "How did Budha ever come up with the idea of rubbing his belly for good luck?"
Here's a question for anyone out there if you're actually reading this.... Why does Santa wear red? Is that just his color? What would happen if Santa decided to change his look and wear sleak grey and shave his beard, lose a few pounds and become a stud muffin? I think he'd probebly have an elf mistress then.... what do you think?
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